Friday, December 31, 2010
Improbable Cuisine
But, on with the fun stuff.
In 365 TV-Free Activities You Can Do With Your Child, I saw this game called Improbable Cuisine. It's pretty simple.
Kaleigh and I came up with these yesterday.
Improbable Cuisine
Train wheels with a side of nails.
Braised beef hide with boiled water soup, and sidewalk on the side.
Amtrak tags and hair.
Stuffed mushroom logs encrusted with dryer lint, with a splash of high fructose corn syrup.
Pesticides and boiled milk, with a side of steamed souped glasses.
A delightful blend of coffee flavor with raspberry flavor in filler, with nutlike bits. Non-dairy creamer optional.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
more birds
They come in herds.
Birds, birds,
Shaking the trees.
Maybe the trees have bees!
Be careful,
Birds who are shaking the trees.
You too,
Wind,
Be careful too.
poem by Kaleigh
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
A Season of Larnin'
Spring is upon us. I will attempt to recall significant things we did, unschooling-wise, over the winter.
Kaleigh displayed her rock collection at the Illinois State Museum's Junior Collector's Day.
Today K and I went to see My Heart in a Suitcase, at Sangamon Auditorium. It's about a Jewish girl in Berlin at the time the National Socialists are coming to power. It was emotionally intense. It surprised me how, in just a matter of months, conditions went from Jews getting banned from working in banking, to Jewish parents shipping their kids off to England to save their lives. Whew!! We were both a little verklemmt after all that. It was a terrific performance, though. At the climax, when the girl was getting ready to board the kindertransport, it looked like the young woman playing her really was about ready to break down.
Kaleigh and Carey read their way through the Little House books again, and are now almost done with the Rose books, about Laura Ingalls Wilder's daughter. Good stuff.
At the moment, K and I are reading Larklight, a young adult novel by Philip Reeve. It's science fiction, but in an early 19th century vein. Spaceships that look like sailing ships; alchemical engines; spacefish, er, Aetheric Icthyomorphs, that flap through the aether. And all kinds of fascinating (and scary, and friendly) aliens on the moon, Mars, Venus, and more. The book has plenty of scary parts, but I assured K that it's one of those where they always manage to escape, and now she seems more willing to continue reading it. I've read ahead in it, and quite enjoyed it. (Thanks Ran for the recommendation!)
K has dabbled in rock identification (for the show at the museum) and birdwatching. One day she discovered/realized we had binoculars, and started staring out the window for long periods at the birds around the feeder in the yard. We got books from the library and learned about some different kinds of birds. I think all the ones we see in our yard, Carey and I already knew. Typical midwestern urban birds.
Lately, the robins have been coming back, for Spring. We've been doing gardening, which K helps out with. She even picked out several kinds of seeds for pretty plants she wants to grow. A lot of them are vines, which can grow on her playhouse in the yard.
The other day she helped Mike with putting up shelves in her room. I hope she grows up more handy than I am :)
K has been taking various gymnastics classes, and art, and swimming, which seems like normal stuff for us now.
I'm sure there's more. There's always more. Worksheets, arts and crafts, fashion shows, spontaneous generosity, playing with folks of all ages, cooking. But now it's Carey's turn for the screen.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Today
And K learned to knit!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Off the top of my head
Off the top of my head, what we've been doing lately, as far as unschooling. Reading about Halloween. Going to the Farmer's Market twice a week. Attending the Food Not Lawns talk on the bee crisis, learning a LOT about bees. Saw Compania Flamenco Jose Porcel at Sangamon Auditorium, that was very nice. K liked the twirling dresses and fancy footwork; I liked the music, a Spanish Gypsy melange with some Arabic influences. The footwork was quite impressive, too, though!
Kaleigh got a (disgusting) American Girls doll catalog in the mail. She's paged through it many times, oohing over stuff, and wowing at how much they want for something. Get your doll an outfit for more than I'd spend on an outfit for myself! So, she's experiencing firsthand, and hearing from us, about how advertising creates desires for things you didn't even know existed, and how conspicuous consumption works. American Girls is partly about history, though, so we can work some history lessons into looking at a catalog.
We attended Super Saturday at the Illinois State Museum, this time the topic was migratory birds. So we learned some about migratory birds that appear in Illinois, and made the usual cut-paste-n-color crafty things. (One of which was an owl puppet, but owls don't migrate!) We also poked around in the Changes exhibit (creationists beware!) and played the video game that illustrates how evolution by natural selection works. We watched the Changes movie for the umpteenth time (10 or 15 minutes of Illinois geological history and how Earth forces affect everything).
We got the woodstove going again, entering our first autumn and winter with it. K has been helping out with retrieving wood from outside, and loading the stove. Considering wood is the only carbon-neutral fuel, and hypothetically could be used sustainably, stove skillz are now leading-edge.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Halloween dress rehearsal
Saturday, August 9, 2008
State Fair time!
Kaleigh wanted to go on the canoe ride at Conservation World, but Conservation World didn't open until 10:00. They looked in some nearby livestock barns, with goats and sheep. They saw some sheep getting sheared. Baaas of boredom and annoyance resounded throughout the sheep barn. Like consumers waiting too long for something not worthwhile.
Finally, Conservation World opened. But it turned out the Voyageur canoe ride didn't start until 11:00. Sigh! Don and Kaleigh poked around in various tents in Conservation World, looking at replica mastodon and giant ground sloth bones, playing in a water table (where you make channels for water and toy boats to course through), and pedaling a bike to see how much it takes to light an incandescent bulb vs. a compact fluorescent. There was probably more that Don can't think of right now. Kaleigh petted a bluegill fish, and a crawdad. (crayfish? crawfish? craydad?) They decided to take the fairgrounds tram over to the food area and come back later for the canoe ride.
After eating their day's worth of trans-fats, white sugar, and white flour, they moseyed over to the kids' area. Kaleigh rode the bicycle course several times until Don got bored of waiting around. Kaleigh did a little putt-putt golf in a 4-H food bank tent. Then Kaleigh climbed into a smallish but real Cat brand digger, working levers and observing the air conditioning controls.
They went to the fire safety area and Kaleigh slid down a firefighter's pole a few times. Then they went through the fire safety house (more like single-wide trailer) and learned different safety tips for different rooms in the house. The event culminated in the mock-second-story bedroom with a smoke machine pumping smoke into the air, and the closed bedroom door feeling what. What to do?! Get down on your hands and knees, and climb out the window and down the emergency ladder, and in real life you'd go meet your family at the prearranged meeting place.
Then the tram pulled up, so they saw the chance to go back to Conservation World. They FINALLY got to go on the canoe, with about 20 other people. It was a BIG canoe. Kaleigh and everyone else seated on the outside got to help paddle. A fiberglass canoe through a machine-built lake.
It's time to go put her to bed, and I haven't even gotten to the chemistry tent yet!!
Sunday, June 22, 2008
reading and raspberry riots, and other news
Yes, that's Kaleigh! She's reading her first chapter book to herself. She's almost done, after working on it for a couple of days. She signed up for the library's reading program, and we're almost finished (over 18 hours in six days, and counting...). We've been reading good books by Robert Burch (one of my new favorite authors), and Clyde Robert Bulla. When you have good books to read, and it's hot and mosquitoey outside, it makes for a lot of reading time! Kaleigh picked up the Boxcar Children, one of her favorite books, and found that it wasn't so hard to read those intimidating chapter books after all. And we parents are enjoying much appreciated quiet and down time.The raspberry patch is starting to yield. We are about 10 inches of rain above "normal", and everything is lush and large this year. Kind of makes up for last year, I suppose. Kaleigh has enjoyed raspberries in her yogurt, and her parents are looking forward to raspberry wine!
Yesterday, Don and Kaleigh went to the Juneteenth celebration (for more info on this holiday, see http://www.juneteenth.com/). It was within biking distance! They had fun, and Kaleigh bought a bracelet with her own money. It's her good luck bracelet, and she's never taking it off, not ever, until the next time she gets a new bracelet.
Kaleigh moved her bed into her room a week ago. She has enjoyed waking up with Cozy the kitty snuggling at her feet. She also enjoys waking up and being able to play without worrying about waking up her parents. Ah, freedom! Her parents are enjoying this also, especially the part about sometimes sleeping later than 7 a.m.
Through the library's summer reading program activities, Kaleigh attended both a cheer clinic and a pom pom clinic. She had fun learning about these fun sports, and took home a white t-shirt (mud girl says, "I've never had a white t-shirt before!) and a set of silver poms. She also had fun playing Little Sally Walker.
the recital!


Kaleigh was very excited to have the opportunity to take ballet and tap lessons this year. She danced with 10 other girls. They did their ballet recital to the song Dance You
r Dreams. They did their tap recital to the song I Love a Rainy Night. They had fun, did well, and Kaleigh got to stay up extra late!
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Yesterday I went to Super Saturday at the Illinois State Museum. I did one of each project. The projects were a butterfly mailbox, a mailbox, a travel tic-tac-toe, and all of those three were made out of film canisters with punched holes in the lids and ribbon put through them. I got two pink ribbons and one blue ribbon. I made a tree out of a little paper bag and I decorated it with tissue paper. It's a redbud tree like the one in our yard. I colored two pictures on an Earth Day card. I colored it with crayons. I learned that Earth Day is every day. I glued garbage onto a big U.S. map that didn't have much on it. It was a collage project. I learned to save water, reuse and recycle everything I can, use both
sides of paper, turn off the light when I'm not using it or when I'm not in the room.I am getting into jump rope rhymes and I can jump rope better now. I wonder if I'll ever be better at it. I bet I will! Do you think I will? My favorite rhyme is right here: Cinderella dressed in yella, went downstairs to kiss her fella. How many kisses did she give? 1,2,3,4,5... Yesterday, I got to 7, but I messed up on the 8th one.
My mom went to a junk house and picked up some stuff for me. I am wearing some of it in this picture. She got me a makeup mirror with one side just a mirror, and one side a magnifi
ed mirror. I also got a white sequined purse, beaded fancy lady gloves, a blue cowgirl hat a little darker than the color of this writing with flowers around the brim. I also got a beaded cashmere angora sweater and a paddle ball.My kitty Cozy is sick or something. He has a raw spot on his tail and he keeps licking it. He acts crazy at times, walking quickly around the house, jumping and then licking furiously. If he is still sick tomorrow, Daddy is going to take him to the vet.

These egg sandwiches say BOO!
Monday, March 31, 2008
red sky at night, zomban delight
There was a rainbow opposite in the sky, which we did not see, but--what a beautiful sight, after a day of steady rain. Kaleigh took this photo, shortly before Don arrived home from a 12-hour stint doing exams at SIU. Kaleigh and I left home this morning to attend swimming class at the Y. Afterwards, we went to the book club hostesses' home to play and chat until book club started. The girls read The Birdwatchers by Simon James, made birding journals, and then played long and hard, having a great time.
Kaleigh and I finished and started another book in the All of a Kind Family books series by Sydney Taylor. It's some good kid adventures, with a lot of girls. The book provides an interesting view of New York's East Side prior to WWI, and a social history of Jewish family life and customs of the time. I have learned a lot I did not know about Judaism.
Tomorrow is Kaleigh's ballet and tap class, practicing for the Big Recital. I have a feeling she would enjoy the class more if it was a plain old dance class, but she still likes to dance, likes her teacher, and her classmates. Afterwards, Don and Kaleigh and our friends Grace and Shannon are going to attend Toying with Science. As I explained to my mom, it's not-school for kids who go to school, but school for kids who homeschool. Don, called upon to answer all questions science in our house, is looking forward to it. I like science as an adult, but my knowledge is pretty limited. My junior high science teacher used to make up a lot of answers to questions he did not know, which I found out the hard way. I feel like I'm learning alongside Kaleigh now, and it's fun! I imagine she'll be able to teach me a lot after tomorrow's show. After the show, Kaleigh and her friend Grace are going to play imagination hardcore for a while. They always have terrific fun together.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Seedlings are starting to come up in the seed trays. I have asparagus, rhubarb, arctic kiwi--much cheaper from seed, although they take a little longer that way. Also coming up are the dozens of open-pollinated heirloom tomatoes, seed saved from our friends' Gus and Andy's delicious tomatoes. I hope to have enough to keep me supplied with pasta sauce and ketchup, plus share with anyone who wants to grow their own and rediscover what tomatoes taste like.
Kaleigh has been enjoying the warm weather. Yesterday she grew, overnight. She woke up huge yesterday, and clumsy. First thing, she fell down the porch steps, and somehow managed to trip and stumble all day long. Poor kid. Today was better, fortunately, especially because gymnastics class was this morning. We also went to the library and were recommended the All of a Kind Family books, which are great so far. I love to see the pictures of old wood and coal stoves, people sitting around enjoying each other with no tv in sight. This book also has a lot about Jewish culture in New York from the turn of the century, so we're both learning a lot. This picture is Kaleigh with her friends Destini and Tink. They made a birthday cake. Can you see the candles?Our friends Mike and Abby are back in town for a couple of weeks visiting. It has been great hanging out, talking, sharing ideas and information. They've been having a great adventure the last couple of years, getting a good education without indenturing themselves to enslavement to pay back overpriced loans. They are learning so much about gardening, herbs, living off-grid--so much. I'm glad to have them as friends and I'm really glad they can come back and visit!
Monday, March 24, 2008
Never go to Work
Saturday, March 22, 2008
No cross needed to celebrate the arrival of spring for those who worship at the Church of the Open Sky, or the Church of Beauty. This holiday is dedicated to Patti Smith: "Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine."We first saw a robin today. Although it's cold outside, the green reappearing outside is uplifting. We have garlic sprouting, along with a collection of spring bulbs, garlic mustard, clover, and dandelion greens everywhere. We can eat some bitters, and get some good nutrition once again.
Kaleigh is excited about the sugar-free candy Easter egg hunt, and the schlock she gets. So weird and hard in this culture to not participate when it comes to kids and their candy, corporations and their profits. I'm not sure what the commercialized American holiday has to do with Jesus anymore.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Sppprrriiiinnnngggg!

These pictures are from the weekend, when it was also warm. Here is Kaleigh, putting soil in the seed trays. We have been getting a lot of seeds and plants through the mail, and I saved seeds last year, so we are set! In the seed trays, we planted one whole flat of open-pollinated heirloom tomatoes, another flat of rhubarb and asparagus, and the third flat was mixed herbs and veggies. I have room for another flat, but we haven't gotten back to putting dirt in the last seed tray. I know, it's getting late to even bother starting seeds, but last year I did it way too early, and the record cold March didn't help.


Here is Don, sharpening his chainsaw. He has made really good progress on the giant American elm in our neighbor's driveway. Half of it was small enough that he could shove it into our yard, and the other half might be small enough to shove as I type this. Progress! The other picture is me, cutting up mulberry sprouts to fit into the kindling bucket. They should be nice and dry by next winter. I'm attempting to keep up with all the brush, keeping stuff like this on our property to be used for something, rather than putting it out in a brush pile for the city to ignore.
We spent yesterday cleaning out the play room and the catch-all closet. We got rid of a lot of stuff! We found a VCR! What?! We haven't had a tv in a decade! It's nice to be rid of all that useless and unneeded crap. Of course, it's still sitting around, waiting to be picked up by excited freecyclers.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
cause for excitement
This is quite an exciting morning in our house. Kaleigh started doing this yesterday, unprompted: reading on her own, silently. Yeah!!!! Yesterday, Kaleigh went to ballet and tap class, and then played with her friend Grace for many hours in the afternoon. They cleaned up like responsible girls.
We had about 5 inches of snow yesterday, which fell in about 4 hours. It was really beautiful, and thick!
I started reading another Kim Stanley Robinson book called 40 Signs of Rain. It is about now. I don't know why I like this author so much. He has an uncommon way of taking the everyday and mundane and describing it in striking detail. He's my favorite Sci-fi author next to Saint Phil (KD).
Today is going to be a fun day at home for Kaleigh and I. Don will be gone most of the day, first to SIU for a dry run, and then to IBR to sling some plasma. We're going to do chores, and do things we haven't had time to do with all the socializing we've been doing!
Monday, March 3, 2008
kissed by sunshine
Ah, a beautiful 72 degree day in central Illinois in the beginning of March yesterday. What a blessing! We spent the day outside, working and playing, kissed by sunshine and cranking out the Vitamin D. Here are Kaleigh with her neighborhood friend, Marco, hauling firewood in the new firewood stacker we acquired. A few hours later, Kaleigh was in t-shirt, skirt, and bare feet, complaining how hot she was. We saw many Vs of geese flying over to the northwest.First cleaned up the firewood and bark left over from our hydraulic log splitting day in November, in preparation for moving the wind-prone shed to a more sheltered spot. But Marco just wouldn't stop! That boy can work! He hauled wood and bark for the better part of five hours, and stacked up this log rack with split wood 4 and a half feet high. I felt bad that I only had a dollar in my wallet to give him, but I think he felt a need to be needed and appreciated. And that he received in abundance!
Kaleigh got into the unstoppable act by sweeping the sidewalk around the porch, and helping Marco in between rope swing tricks. Don sharpened his saw and cut some more elm, to the encouragement of the neighbor in whose driveway it sits. I hung out some laundry, including some pillows that got rather gross by being stuffed in unsuitable places during a bout of Pillow Pirates. (We really need to do some spring cleaning!) Then, I smoothed out the sheet-mulched bed we prepared last fall and sprinkled on the greens seeds. I put the mini-greenhouse frame in place, but left the cover off until the rain and snow cease. We had thunderstorms last night, cold chilly wetness today, and snow is predicted for tomorrow. Yes, March in Illinois, hold the tomatoes (tornadoes) please.
Today was a cold and drizzly day, and I couldn't find my hat. We spent most of the morning at the Y, where Kaleigh had a culture club class featuring Eskimos. I walked the track, and I tell you, there's nothing like the jumping fiddles of bluegrass to keep me moving almost as fast as the joggers. Then swimming class followed by an hour of free swimming and playing. Then we traveled northeast many blocks to the library on foot (what were we thinking?), and spent an hour coloring and reading. I am reading the Grandma's attic series to Kaleigh, and al
though it's more religious than she'd probably like, it's not disgustingly though. I was surprised to read a chapter about the Gypsies, about the stereotypes held by this small farming community, and how this family was Christian, and said God loved the Gypsies as much as the Christians, and who were they to judge or badmouth? It was cool. It's great to find real Christians as they are such a rare breed.After the bus home, we found our friends waiting for us, Jed and Amanda, and two of the three kids. Kaleigh played with her friend Kimmy, dress-up and singing, and pretend out the wazoo, while we grownups hung out with the baby Rahlee who is recovering from bronchiolitis. It was fun. The rest of the day was spent with Don or I reading to Kaleigh, who could barely keep her stiff body awake after many hours of play and activity.

It's a beautiful evening in Zomba.
carey
Saturday, March 1, 2008
the years of rice and salt
I went to a small school, and my knowledge of world history, excluding Europe and America is scant. I felt like I learned a lot, even if much of it didn't happen. The book is definitely plausible, and because it brings up the same themes of this life in this time, it also provides for a lot of brain-poking questions. What are the keys out of the black iron prison? Passion, bravery, love, care, nurturing, knowledge, experimentation, slyness, being true to one's self...
We are illuminating the walls and trying to find what we are seeking: our escape into the world we know is possible. I am sure many of us can feel it in our bones. There has got to be a better way for us all. It's a challenge, but we're human. We have big brains and we can use them. Changing seems to be a key. If we keep doing the same things as previous generations, what are the odds that we'll wander out of the black iron prison that is also the cave of treasures? Either way you look at it, we're trapped. But we can smell the paradise outside the prison walls. We know there has to be a way out. But I am getting very off-topic from discussing the book.
If you have read The Culture of Make Believe by Derrick Jensen, you will recognize it in this book, as it catalogs civilization's wars, and all the cruelty and depravity they engender. It is simply history. I also was reminded of Fredy Perlman's Against His-Story, Against Leviathan, in that it was a history of some of the same places in the same times, and the themes show a cycle of war, suffering, empires rising and falling, which also is simply history. Not that this book is anything like those, but you will see some of the same themes.
I think I recognized my friends in the characters in this book--the magicians, the jesters, the sly foxes, the lovers, the mothers, the warriors, the engineers, the healers, the wise women and men. Did I forget anyone? I have always felt like an underdog, living life against the odds. My own mother will tell you that I have a really rotten birth star chart and it's no wonder I'm not a raving success. When I was a kid, I always rooted for the Indians to shoot John Wayne, and that was before I found out I'm only about 90% white. This book was written for me, for all of us who find ourselves at the bottom of the pyramid, wandering around and thinking there's got to be a better way, while rowing the galleys of MacDonalds and getting coffees and credit cards, watching tv when we get home because we're too tired to think about it, likewise for our fast non-nutritious food.
There is a better way, many of them. There are so many paths, I can't even begin to tell you of them. Actually, I can only see my own fairly clearly, and it has something to do with throwing of the shackles of not good enough, something to do with nourishing my body with nutritious food, laughing heartily, and caring a whole lot, sharing my everything with everyone I love. I still reside in the black iron prison, but I can see the garden popping up here and there. Fractals! as Kaleigh would say. There's the rise and fall of empires, bell curves of empires, empires of civilization. And here's the big 10,000 year long bell curve of civilization that is skidding down on wars, their technology, and our ignorance in killing off our host.
It's not going back, but forward, on the path that will take us into...something so beautiful maybe we'll never be able to name it.
Yesterday's quote from the zomban calendar, from February 29:
When the day comes that the sky is emptied of stars, and the sun is black, and the distraught winds have only the void for their lament, I am sure that somewhere [people] will be merry together, somewhere good hearts will greet good hearts and somewhere our dreams of unbroken love and good talk and laughter will have come true. This is a glorious Somewhere, and it is nearer to us than the stars.
sharqi
Thursday, February 28, 2008
field trip to Chuck E. Cheese's
--heart fairy
we all scream for ice cream
Here's Kaleigh, in her cuisinart ice cream maker hat, to which she attached a leaf clip (from Hawaii!). Kaleigh's been wearing this hat a lot. Our ice cream maker is our one pointless consumer splurge from our tax refund. Actually, it's not quite pointless, but I have been getting out of the habit of buying things with cords attached. The ice cream maker is quite useful, naturally! Kaleigh is lactose-intolerant, and also cannot handle sugar. Where else can you find dairy-free, sugar-free, chemical-free ice cream? Nowhere that I have found. So we make our own. This is based on Aunt Marie's recipe. We start with a base of coconut milk, and a dropperful of stevia, and go from there. You can add fruit (berries, bananas, etc.), or chocolate, or probably a lot of things we haven't tried yet. You can add tofu also, to thicken it and add some protein. Blend it all in the food processor until smooth, then put it into the ice cream maker to harden. The only problem we have is that it gets awfully hard in the freezer, so hard we can't scoop it. We have solved that problem by letting it freeze, then placing it in the very coldest spot in our refrigerator, which seems to keep it somewhat firm, at least for a few days. Kaleigh really likes the ice cream, and has been eating it with cones.
We have also been using the ice cream maker to make sugary creamy ice cream for ourselves. It is a treat! Since our food stamps increased, we can afford to buy things like cream, that we wouldn't normally eat. But I am enjoying myself after a winter of beans and bread.






